Elmer J. Fudd

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  help me please - IMAGES

  by anointed64 in

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  is it possible to save all the images of the watchtower's site quickly?

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Walk into your local Kingdom Hall and go to the literature department, then purchase a CD.

  Welcome!

  Elmer
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  For Dan-O

  by xenawarrior in

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  can you get the paint off this one before cooking it though?

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  I wonder how many crows and vultures will end up with toxic poisoning?

  Elmer
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  Nicholas Berg's Beheading

  by Elmer J. Fudd in

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  i downloaded the beheading of nicholas berg and watched the video over and over.

  my opinion is that the video was edited to the max and berg was already dead when they cut his head off.

  no blood, no convulsions.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  I downloaded the beheading of Nicholas Berg and watched the video over and over.

  My opinion is that the video was edited to the max and Berg was already dead when they cut his head off. No blood, no convulsions. Bullshyte.

  The word ?Halleluiah? was used twice in the video, doesn?t seem to me that "Islamic Terrorists" would use that word.

  Can anyone here translate the words that were spoken by the so called ?terrorists? during the beheading?

  Elmer
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  You ALL Need THIS to lighten things up !!!

  by Amazing1914 in

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  when you feel low, or someone on line said unkind and untrue things about you ... or you are stressed and taking life too seriously ... maybe an irritating conservative is being overly righteous, or a liberal is pontificating the cure or all humankind's problems ... then click on this, wiggle your mouse ... and have a good laugh ... it puts things in perspective.

  you must have your sound on: http://www.revelate-rock.com/elasticbaby.html.

  amazing

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  How do I get sound on the computer?

  Well, you take a BMFH and swing it with all you got at the CPU. The sound is short, however it's very clear. Elmer
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  What tune or pic do you have on mobile phone?

  by Brummie in

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  a bit of fluff, .

  i have the fanta orange tune & pic.

  i think i'm in need of an update, my mobile is a nokia and is 2 years old.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Nilfun, "With Arms Wide Open"
  
  Well I just heard the news today
  It seems my life is going to change
  I closed my eyes, begin to pray
  Then tears of joy stream down my face
  
  With arms wide open
  Under the sunlight
  Welcome to this place
  I'll show you everything
  With arms wide open
  With arms wide open
  
  Well I don't know if I'm ready
  To be the man I have to be
  I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
  We stand in awe, we've created life
  
  With arms wide open
  Under the sunlight
  Welcome to this place
  I'll show you everything
  With arms wide open
  Now everything has changed
  I'll show you love
  I'll show you everything
  With arms wide open
  With arms wide open
  I'll show you everything ...oh yeah
  With arms wide open..wide open
  
  [Guitar Break]
  
  If I had just one wish
  Only one demand
  I hope he's not like me
  I hope he understands
  That he can take this life
  And hold it by the hand
  And he can greet the world
  With arms wide open...
  
  With arms wide open
  Under the sunlight
  Welcome to this place
  I'll show you everything
  With arms wide open
  Now everything has changed
  I'll show you love
  I'll show you everything
  With arms wide open
  With arms wide open
  I'll show you everything..oh yeah
  With arms wide open....wide open

  I like it too

  Elmer
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  The perfect anonymous gift!

  by Perry in

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  who would you give one to?

  celebrating our 10 year anniversary .

  the first air filter disguised as a seat cushion!.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Well, the first one would be Martha Stewart, next would be Hillary Clinton.

  Elmer
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  Somebody---PLease Party with ME

  by codeblue in

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  ok....i am all alone....nodenial is working out of town...darn it.. how about a cyber party with me...please!!!.

  i have just mixed a 7 and 7..... codeblue

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Whoooooppphhh, tugg, tugg , gag ,gag, choke, choke, sup, sup. What's next?

  So far I don't have a lampshade on my head, but I'm having a good time at your party!

  De donde es usted, really?

  Elmer
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  do your kids ever feel morally superior to you...?......lol...

  by reboot in

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  i'm never going to live this down......i gave my daughter a talking to about drinking last week, mentioning health issues and the dangers of binge drinking as she'd been to a party and had had a few too many....we talked and she agreed to be more sensible...... fast forward to last night...i went to a friend's son's bbq for his 21st birthday..it was really hot and the wine was flowing..i started at 2pm through to around 1030..i cant actually remember .... .when it was time to leave.i tried to walk home and just.... could'nt--i seemed to walk forwards one and back three and was laughing so hard my stomach hurt and i could'nt stand up........ my friend's son offered to carry me home...wrapped up in a blanket....bless him....when he got to my door he propped me against the front of the car and i kind of folded in the middle, face down and hit my forehead on the bonnet........... ......theyve all been round to laugh at my hangover from hell.

  too....

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Yeppers! I drink and I smoke. My daughter uses my vices against me all the time as an excuse to keep me from my grandson. He is 13. The day will come when he uses his own mind and we will be togther again.

  Kids rule the world today through retail sellers. The little punks without the knowledge of "Hard Knocks" that I and many others here experienced when we grew up.

  It's been the same since the recording of human history.

  Elmer
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  Did you ever actually make a JW convert from the door-to-door work?

  by True North in

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  in all the years i went door to door as a jw, i never once had a study who went all the way to baptism.

  in the thirty years i've know my wife -- who has been a jw all this time -- she has never made a single convert from going door to door either.

  is this true of others on this forum?

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Yes I did. Sad but true.........Lonny and his family effected me the most. I've been looking for him for over 30 years to say I'm sorry.One day I will find them.

  Elmer
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  What Is The Root Of All Evil

  by Elmer J. Fudd in

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  money?,,,,,,, no, religion!

  all the wars that i have studied have been attributed to religious beliefs who's foundation whereby being unfounded and un-provable.

  trust in gawd, allah, jesus, jehovah, mohammed and on and on is what the lost say, or "the lord will provide" for that matter.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Corvin,

  You always tell it like it is. You are welcome in my world and may the Sun shine on you and your family.

  Elmer